Thursday, May 22, 2014

EPISODE 31: TREV-CHAINZ

Episode 31 is here, everyone!

This week, we're a little too excited about the official announcement of Louis Van Gaal and it certainly shows. Everyone's also a little off and loopy—we can only guess it's the result of a contact high that Casey brought back from his trip to Denver to see a lady sing about what her pu**y tastes like.

There's also a little bit of #BenedictOz (closet Man City fan) chatter, more singing, unsolicited dick pics and street fights. It's all happening this week on Episode 31 of The Fucking Reserves - Trev-Chainz

Wednesday, May 14, 2014

EPISODE 30: HALE-LANDER - THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

We survived the season and it's time to look back on the highs and lows (mostly lows until about 4 weeks ago, when Emperor Moyes was overthrown).

The rest of us survived, so let us discus the future of the club that we love—the same club whose Brand Protection department filed a complaint and had us removed from iTunes. None of that matter right now though. We're here to talk about Gentlemen's Agreements, Mortal Kombat dance moves, sticky notes, terrible accents, whether or not Shakira's hips actually lie, World Cup call-ups, and sexy questions.

Also, this episode marks the beginning of the epic battle between good and evil, as the gauntlet is thrown down and Trevor Hale vs. Trevor Hall gets underway. Fire up the Podbean player or download Episode 30 of The Fucking Reserves.

GLORY, GLORY (name redacted due to legal reasons)!

You can find all 30 episodes of The Fucking Reserves at our Podbean home. Go there! Hurry!

Wednesday, May 7, 2014

EPISODE 29: GLAZED DONUTS WILL TEAR YOU APART AGAIN

Sit back, relax and let the machine do all the work.

In this week's episode, we have a full squad for the first time in over a month. The Fucking Reserves talk about everything—including Manchester United's future, gentlemen's agreements, and of course, Liverpool's collapse.

Fire up the Podbean player (because Manchester United's Brand Protection department took offense to our logo and had us removed from iTunes) and maybe you'll find one of these special machines underneath your chair before the end of the podcast.

Spend your Wednesday relaxing with the soothing sounds of Casey making up Dutch folk songs, Oz defending Soundgarden, Byron trying to replicate what he missed in the first half, Paddy being amazed at what the term "glazed donut" means and Trevor trying to shoehorn in a FRIENDS reference or two.

Episode 29 of The Fucking Reserves is here!