EPISODE 90: THE INSANE PAIN FROM SPAIN

Welcome Welcome Welcome! This week the F*cking Reserves are pleased to announce Jak Smythe joining our feed every Thursday! We also send Pecan pies, get apoplectic over transfers, enjoy jell-o, discuss Swansea and whether or not Taylor Swift is totally hot or not (Hint: She is)! And the triumphant return of the Afterglow with Trevor Hale from TrevorHale.com!

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"Rafa Benitez trying to open the De Gea documents."

Rafa Benítez tratando de abrir el documento de De Gea https://t.co/Y9lZodYco9

— No Memes Fútbol (@NoMemesFutbol) August 31, 2015

BACK TO BASICS

I don't think anyone actually looks at this site (because for the past year or so, you haven't actually been able to find it, since we let our domain expire), but at least now you'll be able to if you want.

We probably won't post very often, but at least we'll have something up and running.

Most of our best material comes out on Twitter, so be sure to follow us there, ask us questions using the #AskTheReserves hashtag, and tune in to the pod every week!

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BUCKET OF DEATH

As we discussed on tonight's podcast, here is the infamous Bucket of Death that Casey and I did to recklessly celebrate our independence from the British. That's how you party like a true American.

TRANSFER TUESDAY - KLOPP TO LIVERPOOL?

Say it ain't so, Jurgen.

ESPN FC is reporting that the Borussia Dortmund boss is the top choice to take over should Liverpool sack (that's the proper term in England still, right?) current manager Brendan Rodgers.

This is going to be weird, since everyone on The Fucking Reserves loves Klopp, but hates Liverpool.

What do we do in this situation?

DC COMICS SUING VALENCIA FC

DC Comics is pissed that Valencia F.C. is using the symbol of the Dark Knight in their team logo. Batman is a trademarked property of DC Comics and Warner Brothers and they don't think that Bats is much of a soccer fan.

The only problem is that there's been a bat symbol in the team logo since its inception in 1919 and it's also been part of the Valencia coat of arms since sometime around 1503.

Maybe they just don't think La Liga is very much fun to watch unless Messi or Ronaldo is involved.

Source: Bleeding Cool

I'M A BELIEVER!

If no one else is going to update this website, I'll just take matters into my own hands.

Manchester United isn't having the greatest season, and there's many reasons as to why that is. But it all boils down to one thing and one thing only: Marouane Fucking Fellaini.

Let's be honest here, Fellaini may very well be the greatest Red since Roy Keane, but Van Gaal just hasn't given him the chance to shine as bright as we here on The Fucking Reserves know he's capable of.

ESPN FC had a nice little piece on him yesterday, and that's when it dawned on me that it's this guy that holds the key to a great United season.

To help you all understand that, I put together the little video below. And by "put together" I actually mean that I downloaded JakeDeighton458's video and added new music. But my point still stands.

UNITED FOR LIFE!

Ep 43, New iTunes Feed, and a new Season!!!

-Tonight we record Ep 43!!

-The USA tour is a wrap and we remain undefeated under LVG!!!

-We smashed Liverpool last night and won back our manhood!!!!! 

-New iTunes Feed information!!!!!

-Promises for more updated website this season!!!!!!!

-Get Ready!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!