I LOVE NANDOS!!!

I've loved Nandos since the first time I laid my eyes upon its beautiful breasts and luscious thighs. The year was 2008 and I was visiting Australia. A place with the whit and swagger of Britain but the down home sensibilities of the American south. A country more racist than Alabama but also more diverse than San Francisco. It was fabulous!! I mean not the racist part, that was just insane. But the sheer bizzaro world aspects this massive hunk of land possessed were mind blowing!!! Anyways I digress. NANDOS!!! They must posses the worlds greatest marketing firm. They continually put out the best ads in fast food. As Americans we dont get to enjoy these unless we live in or around the Washington DC area. Hopefully this changes soon! Why do I bring this up?? Well this last week Nandos hit the Manchester United news feeds with a story involving our favorite Jizzmeister! Seems Adnan met a woman on a 'Social Media" site.

They hit it off and a date was arranged. From what Ive read it seems as if our young stud had her pick him up on a street corner, apparently where his mother had dropped him. Dressed to the nines and ready for the spotlight she pulled up on Adnan who was dressed to kill in his favorite pair of sweats.The girl, obviously digging for fame and a meal ticket,was not impressed.

 

They then proceeded to the local NANDOS. Where Adnan treated her to a 17 GBP meal. They finished up the night in a local hotel. I should just end the story there and give it a new twist. Like girl thought she was playing our boy but wound up getting Nandos and a squeaky mattress. Sadly that was not the case. They went to the hotel to watch an episode of the X Factor. Afterwards Adnan had her zip him home for curfew, at 9pm. Judging from the cloud of dust behind her as she ran straight to the rags, Adnans probably played this one about perfect. But just in case he's decided to give it another go or maybe use the same date plan on a lady with better intentions, NANDOS has decided to give him a meal on them. 

   Thats why I love NANDOS!!! Always looking for an opportunity to take advantage of a situation for the sake of a good joke.

Heres a few more examples of Nandos great sense of humor!