BUCKET OF DEATH

As we discussed on tonight's podcast, here is the infamous Bucket of Death that Casey and I did to recklessly celebrate our independence from the British. That's how you party like a true American.

TRANSFER TUESDAY - KLOPP TO LIVERPOOL?

Say it ain't so, Jurgen.

ESPN FC is reporting that the Borussia Dortmund boss is the top choice to take over should Liverpool sack (that's the proper term in England still, right?) current manager Brendan Rodgers.

This is going to be weird, since everyone on The Fucking Reserves loves Klopp, but hates Liverpool.

What do we do in this situation?

DC COMICS SUING VALENCIA FC

DC Comics is pissed that Valencia F.C. is using the symbol of the Dark Knight in their team logo. Batman is a trademarked property of DC Comics and Warner Brothers and they don't think that Bats is much of a soccer fan.

The only problem is that there's been a bat symbol in the team logo since its inception in 1919 and it's also been part of the Valencia coat of arms since sometime around 1503.

Maybe they just don't think La Liga is very much fun to watch unless Messi or Ronaldo is involved.

Source: Bleeding Cool

I'M A BELIEVER!

If no one else is going to update this website, I'll just take matters into my own hands.

Manchester United isn't having the greatest season, and there's many reasons as to why that is. But it all boils down to one thing and one thing only: Marouane Fucking Fellaini.

Let's be honest here, Fellaini may very well be the greatest Red since Roy Keane, but Van Gaal just hasn't given him the chance to shine as bright as we here on The Fucking Reserves know he's capable of.

ESPN FC had a nice little piece on him yesterday, and that's when it dawned on me that it's this guy that holds the key to a great United season.

To help you all understand that, I put together the little video below. And by "put together" I actually mean that I downloaded JakeDeighton458's video and added new music. But my point still stands.

UNITED FOR LIFE!