As expected, our boy Zaha is now representing Cardiff. Personally, I think this is a good pick up by the legend that is their manager, Ole Gunnar Solskjær.
Thursday, January 30, 2014
I LOVE NANDOS!!!
I've loved Nandos since the first time I laid my eyes upon its beautiful breasts and luscious thighs. The year was 2008 and I was visiting Australia. A place with the whit and swagger of Britain but the down home sensibilities of the American south. A country more racist than Alabama but also more diverse than San Francisco. It was fabulous!! I mean not the racist part, that was just insane. But the sheer bizzaro world aspects this massive hunk of land possessed were mind blowing!!! Anyways I digress. NANDOS!!! They must posses the worlds greatest marketing firm. They continually put out the best ads in fast food. As Americans we dont get to enjoy these unless we live in or around the Washington DC area. Hopefully this changes soon! Why do I bring this up?? Well this last week Nandos hit the Manchester United news feeds with a story involving our favorite Jizzmeister! Seems Adnan met a woman on a 'Social Media" site.
They hit it off and a date was arranged. From what Ive read it seems as if our young stud had her pick him up on a street corner, apparently where his mother had dropped him. Dressed to the nines and ready for the spotlight she pulled up on Adnan who was dressed to kill in his favorite pair of sweats.The girl, obviously digging for fame and a meal ticket,was not impressed.
They then proceeded to the local NANDOS. Where Adnan treated her to a 17 GBP meal. They finished up the night in a local hotel. I should just end the story there and give it a new twist. Like girl thought she was playing our boy but wound up getting Nandos and a squeaky mattress. Sadly that was not the case. They went to the hotel to watch an episode of the X Factor. Afterwards Adnan had her zip him home for curfew, at 9pm. Judging from the cloud of dust behind her as she ran straight to the rags, Adnans probably played this one about perfect. But just in case he's decided to give it another go or maybe use the same date plan on a lady with better intentions, NANDOS has decided to give him a meal on them.
Thats why I love NANDOS!!! Always looking for an opportunity to take advantage of a situation for the sake of a good joke.
Heres a few more examples of Nandos great sense of humor!
Thursday, January 23, 2014
Wednesday, January 22, 2014
IF YOU TRULY LOVE UNITED, YOU WILL SUFFER THROUGH THIS
Suffer through this over and over again. This is rock bottom. But with Mata on the horizon, tomorrow is a new, much more joyful day.
Tuesday, January 21, 2014
THE HIGHLIGHT REEL THAT IS BEBE'S VOLLEY
If you listen to our podcast, you understand why Bebe's volley is here. Casey just spunked all over himself.
Friday, January 17, 2014
The Mighty Reds and The Shit Blues!
While Manchester are signing up Airlines and Bling, Chelsea is branding toilet tissue. Sunday we'll hope we soar above while they wallow in the shit.
Thursday, January 16, 2014
Throwback Thursday! Champion League Final 2008.
Its only fitting with Chelsea on the weekend and Ronaldos achievement this week that we throwback to this nailbiter.
Wednesday, January 15, 2014
WHO WILL BE NYCFC'S FIRST BIG SIGNING?
With United coming off a victory last weekend and little bit of downtime before the showdown with Chelsea, we switched gears for a minute on this week's podcast.
Oz, Patrick and I (Trevor) talked a bit about MLS, the upcoming 2014 season and big-name signings like Michael Bradley to Toronto FC. That got me thinking about a couple of things.
First - Do we think our beloved stateside Man U counterpart, Real Salt Lake, will ever splurge on a big signing like that? Short answer: No way.
Second - Who will be NYCFC's first big coup from across the pond?
We know they're rumored to be in the hunt for Xavi, but as that article specifically points out, "Manchester City are taking a long look at the 33-year-old midfielder and are considering making him one of their big signings."
They're a new franchise with deep pockets and they need to make a splash.
What big time, non-MLS player do you think will take the money and run towards New York City? Oz and Patrick give their thoughts on this week's podcast, but what do you think?
Who will it be? And beyond that - how will they do in the MLS?
Tuesday, January 14, 2014
Monday, January 13, 2014
SO YOU HAD A BAD DAY
In other news, Oz may be having the worst day. Welbeck scored (again!) over the weekend and this morning, Christiano Ronaldo won the prestigious Ballon d'Or.
Oz probably hates this photo even more than I hate being woken up by angry group texts at 7:30 am on match day.
Oz probably hates this photo even more than I hate being woken up by angry group texts at 7:30 am on match day.
In other Fucking Reserves news, Oz is having the worst day. RT @Complex_Sports: Ronaldo wins at everything: pic.twitter.com/Z7Ga9PUB1U
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